This "Sometimes I Puke When I Drink Too Much - Just Like My Aunt" bodysuit is the perfect way to (lovingly) call out a favorite aunt. A hilarious pick for new parents who don't take themselves too seriously.
Great for baby showers, new parent gifts, or "just because" — available as a bodysuit in short sleeve or long sleeve, with sizes from Newborn through 24 Months.
Please review the size chart and color chart in the product photos before ordering to confirm fit and exact shade.
✨ Made to order in Schaumburg, IL
🚚 Shipping and local pickup available
🎁 Need a different color or a custom design? Contact me—I'd be happy to help!
Product Details
- 100% cotton baby bodysuit with snap closures at the bottom for easy diaper changes
- Soft and breathable, perfect for everyday wear
- Available in Short Sleeve (White, Gray, Black, Navy, Pink) and Long Sleeve (White only)
Additional Information
- Professionally printed with high-quality inks
- Made to order
- Printed in Schaumburg, Illinois
- Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings
Size Chart (Gerber Bodysuit)
| Size |
Weight |
Height |
| Newborn |
5–8 lbs |
17–21 in |
| 0–3 Months |
8–12 lbs |
21–24 in |
| 3–6 Months |
12–16 lbs |
24–26 in |
| 6–9 Months |
16–20 lbs |
26–28 in |
| 12 Months |
20–24 lbs |
28–30 in |
| 18 Months |
24–28 lbs |
30–32 in |
| 24 Months |
28–32 lbs |
32–34 in |
Please note: Gerber bodysuits run small. Please consider sizing up.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach.
Processing time
Most orders are ready within 3–5 business days. Processing times may be longer during holidays, busy seasons, or for larger orders.
Please contact me before ordering when you need your item by a specific date.
Shipping and local pickup
Shipping is available across the USA.
Local pickup is available in Schaumburg, Illinois. Pickup details will be provided after your order is ready.
Looking for a different design or color?
I also create custom apparel with names, photos, logos, and your own ideas. If you don't see exactly what you're looking for, send me a message—I'd be happy to help create something just for you.
Please note
Because each item is made to order, slight differences in design placement may occur.