This custom "If ___ Can't Fix It, We're All Screwed" design is for the go-to fixer in your life — dad, grandpa, husband, or whoever gets called every time something breaks. Personalize it with their name and let everyone know who's really in charge of repairs.
A funny, heartfelt gift for Father's Day, Grandparents Day, or any day they deserve a laugh.
To personalize, enter the name you'd like on the design in the notes at checkout (or send me a message after ordering) — the sample shown says "Jacob," but yours can say anything!
Please review the size chart and color chart in the product photos before ordering to confirm fit and exact shade.
✨ Made to order in Schaumburg, IL
🚚 Shipping and local pickup available
🎁 Need a different color or a custom design? Contact me—I'd be happy to help!
Product Details
Available as a Bella+Canvas T-shirt, Comfort Colors T-shirt, Crewneck, or Hoodie — see color and size options above.
Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather & Dark Heather are cotton/poly blends
- Lightweight, soft, modern retail fit
Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz.)
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Vintage-inspired colors with unique washed character
- Due to the garment-dyeing process, slight shade variations make every shirt unique
Crewneck & Hoodie
- Gildan Heavy Blend cotton/polyester fleece
- Soft, cozy interior with a classic unisex fit
Additional Information
- Professionally printed with high-quality inks
- Made to order
- Printed in Schaumburg, Illinois
- Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach.
Processing time
Most orders are ready within 3–5 business days. Processing times may be longer during holidays, busy seasons, or for larger orders.
Please contact me before ordering when you need your item by a specific date.
Shipping and local pickup
Shipping is available across the USA.
Local pickup is available in Schaumburg, Illinois. Pickup details will be provided after your order is ready.
Looking for a different design or color?
I also create custom apparel with names, photos, logos, and your own ideas. If you don't see exactly what you're looking for, send me a message—I'd be happy to help create something just for you.
Please note
Because each item is made to order and personalized, please double-check the name for spelling before ordering. Slight differences in design placement may occur.
![Personalized "If [Name] Can't Fix It, We're All Screwed" T-Shirt in Black - Lifestyle Photo](http://nikmini.com/cdn/shop/files/TS-AA-EV-EN-003WLS_TS-BK_1024x1024.jpg?v=1785038602)
